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      <title>Attempt at Poetry 3: Hello World!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Hello World! is all I need to do&lt;br&gt;
Yet it&amp;rsquo;s difficult to fill in the shoe&lt;br&gt;
The CPU is hot, the fan is loud&lt;br&gt;
But I&amp;rsquo;m still stuck on feeling proud&lt;br&gt;
For the few lines of code that I sowed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yet a lot of work is still pending&lt;br&gt;
But I&amp;rsquo;m busy pretending&lt;br&gt;
That I&amp;rsquo;m working hard&lt;br&gt;
Just staring at the to-do card&lt;br&gt;
Without progress in the project yard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m physically fine, not feeling tired&lt;br&gt;
But mentally, I&amp;rsquo;m just expired&lt;br&gt;
Being unproductive might be my new hobby&lt;br&gt;
Just so I can skip talking to my old lobby&lt;br&gt;
Every week, I plan to do something new&lt;br&gt;
But I just end up covering the week&amp;rsquo;s due&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This attempt at poetry is just to vent&lt;br&gt;
But I know it won&amp;rsquo;t make a dent&lt;br&gt;
I&amp;rsquo;ll still be the same, stuck in the game&lt;br&gt;
Hoping one day, I&amp;rsquo;ll be able to tame&lt;br&gt;
The chase for productivity and fame&lt;br&gt;
Printing Hello World! is all I claim&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yet there&amp;rsquo;s progress on my learning curve&lt;br&gt;
First principles are what I observe&lt;br&gt;
The pace is slow, but it calms my nerve&lt;br&gt;
I trust I&amp;rsquo;ll get what I deserve&lt;br&gt;
But for now, I&amp;rsquo;ll just preserve&lt;br&gt;
The wisdom that was passed in reserve&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I started with expectations high&lt;br&gt;
Thinking fate was on my side&lt;br&gt;
Walked around with my head held high&lt;br&gt;
But got too cocky, too sly&lt;br&gt;
This year got shot straight from the sky&lt;br&gt;
Guess it&amp;rsquo;s time to comply&lt;br&gt;
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best&lt;br&gt;
That&amp;rsquo;s the lesson I&amp;rsquo;ll put to the test&lt;br&gt;
For the time that&amp;rsquo;s left to invest&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I&amp;rsquo;ve covered the last few days&lt;br&gt;
Hope I can finally escape this maze&lt;br&gt;
I miss my allies from old ways&lt;br&gt;
But I&amp;rsquo;m stuck deep in this phase&lt;br&gt;
Still, I&amp;rsquo;ll find new paths to chase&lt;br&gt;
To grow, to thrive, and savor this phase&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Credits: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.merriam-webster.com/rhymes/&#34;&gt;For Rhyming Words&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Signing off,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&#34;https://arj4comp.github.io&#34;&gt;Aditya Ranjan Jha&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>Attempt at Poetry 2: Dear Time</title>
      <link>https://adi4blogs.netlify.app/posts/blog-entry-25/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2025 23:27:06 +0800</pubDate>
      
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&lt;p&gt;Dear Time, Can I get time to meet you?&lt;br&gt;
It seems that I have no clue,&lt;br&gt;
I left my crew,&lt;br&gt;
And I am feeling blue.&lt;br&gt;
But still, I am chasing you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I lost bad habits and some good friends,&lt;br&gt;
I quit the internet and some trends,&lt;br&gt;
I’m trying to make amends,&lt;br&gt;
But still, can&amp;rsquo;t manage my spends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, I have enough cash to survive,&lt;br&gt;
But I’m not able to thrive,&lt;br&gt;
I’m missing my drive,&lt;br&gt;
Is there something wrong with my life?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t worry if this seems melancholy,&lt;br&gt;
Why are you so sorry?&lt;br&gt;
I’m just writing my story,&lt;br&gt;
This is my territory,&lt;br&gt;
And I’m not in a hurry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I realize that tracking you is a pain,&lt;br&gt;
Getting lost is insane.&lt;br&gt;
Complaining is in vain,&lt;br&gt;
There’s nothing to gain.&lt;br&gt;
I have to get back to my lane,&lt;br&gt;
But how do I justify my brain?&lt;br&gt;
I wish I could explain,&lt;br&gt;
But for now, let me refrain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When spending you right,&lt;br&gt;
I feel like a knight.&lt;br&gt;
But when the situation is tight,&lt;br&gt;
I lose my sight,&lt;br&gt;
And I’m not able to fight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear Time, Why are you so cruel?&lt;br&gt;
Why can&amp;rsquo;t you be my jewel?&lt;br&gt;
Every morning, I challenge you to a duel.&lt;br&gt;
Every night I’m out of fuel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I need to take a break,&lt;br&gt;
But there’s too much at stake.&lt;br&gt;
Is it a mistake?&lt;br&gt;
Or is it a piece of cake?&lt;br&gt;
I’m not sure what to make.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What’s the point of all this?&lt;br&gt;
If you’re not with people you miss,&lt;br&gt;
If you’re not doing what you wish,&lt;br&gt;
But you can’t be selfish,&lt;br&gt;
Since you have to fulfill your dish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s so much to do,&lt;br&gt;
So much that I wish to pursue,&lt;br&gt;
But I’m not managing my due.&lt;br&gt;
I’m not sure if any reason is true.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is my plight,&lt;br&gt;
Forgive me if I’m not polite,&lt;br&gt;
I’m trying to make things right,&lt;br&gt;
But I’m not sure if I’m bright.&lt;br&gt;
But as always, I find myself in a fight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Credits: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.merriam-webster.com/rhymes/&#34;&gt;For Rhyming Words&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Signing off,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&#34;https://arj4comp.github.io&#34;&gt;Aditya Ranjan Jha&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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